Call The Fishwives

Richard McCauley

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Call The Fishwives

“Call the Midwife’ is a tale of 1950 healthcare portraying ‘the beating heart’ of the new NHS, set against the backdrop of austere, post-War South London.

Featuring only partially ‘defrosted’ 1980’s stalwart matrons and sisters and a supporting cast including Cliff Parisi who played the unlamented and possibly ‘demented’ Minty in Eastenders, ‘Midwife’ could be a prequel to the Albert Square Zombie-Opera and its worthy sentimentality invites the Stepmother of All Send Ups.

This tale of humdrum Hibi-scrubbers on a one-way ticket to ‘Schmaltz’-Burg, with it’s not so subliminal message that ‘The NHS saved us all’ is symptomatic of a safety-first entertainment culture almost designed to create demand for anti-depressants …

We need laughter, more than ever in this most challenging of times

Pandemic Lockdown threatened creative shutdown and the Fishwives are a new company inspired by the challenge of taking comedy off the ventilator.

Origins…

Richard McCauley is a new writer who by day works in the rehabilitation field but there is no truth in the rumour that he ghost-wrote the Ant McPartlin Rehab Diaries

Under questioning, McCauley admits that he is composing an Agitprop musical inspired by the music of Madness which satirises the upwardly mobile journey from Brixton to Dulwich of a group of Prosecco Socialists called The Baggy-Trousered Philanthropists

Keen followers of socialist literature (an especially rare brand of masochist – who themselves might feature in 50 Shades of Red) may protest at the sacrilege of poking fun of Robert Tressell’s uber worthy, 1914 masterpiece, The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists, but if clowning idiocy wasn’t so popular then they might not have to endure the current prime minister….!

Stage Debut…

6 years ago, in the heady months following the Brexit Referendum Richard co-wrote and performed, at the Bromley Little Theatre as part of a revue which paid tribute to the departed Stars of 2016 called ‘Pants for the Memory’

Whilst others performed karaoke versions of Prince singing Purple Rain or tributes to Victoria Wood, McCauley and his partner in stage crime, created a character based on what would happen if the mischievous spirit of Ronnie Corbett (who also passed away that year), came back to bring comedy to a much-maligned politician and so was born ‘Ronnie Corbyn’

 The piece took the form of a Corbett style conversational joke and Ronnie Corbyn, replete with Pringle Jumper poked fun at Referendum Year politics.

McCauley played Ronnie and the piece also featured recently unemployed PM, (now working as Ronnie Corbyn’s intern) David Cameron, wearing an ‘Old Etonian’s ‘Do it Offshore’ T-shirt in a reference to ‘Dave’s infamous savings scandal.

Coming Soon…

Back in 2017 someone we knew, hosted a party with a Star Wars theme, and this got us thinking about a parody of the political Earthquakes which began with Brexit, Trump’s election and increasing anxiety about the future of the planet. 2020 brought the madness of the pandemic and a new hysteria about the growth of a totalitarian-nanny-state.

So, a new play started as a parody of Star Wars, giving the one-dimensional space cowboy Harrison Ford character an infusion of comedy (from our sister company In-fused.com) and drew on the aforementioned anxiety-themes as the inspiration for a powerful and multi-dimensional satire.

In a soon to be launched comedy play which aims to give us a new lens with which to see the funnier side of our ever more vindictive politics, the world of Woke and suggests that we use comedy to fight back in a situation where people feel lost and at the mercy of Mega social media companies, big business and big government.

‘Ooh. You are Offal?’… Inspirations

We hope that the sheer banality of so much popular culture, which predates e pandemic, might give rise to an entertainment antidote, rather like the explosion of punk music, as a rebellion against the stifling status quo of progressive rock in the 70’s.

The late Barry Cryer, a legend of comedy writing criticised modern TV comedy for focusing on ‘one-liners’ and forgetting that comedy is also about funny things happening and TV features so many panel shows that you could form the impression that their mission is as much about promoting the comedians themselves, as entertainment.

It is no surprise that Hugh Dennis and Lee Mack who bounce gags off each other in the Sitcom ‘Not Going Out’ have also gone on to present other shows like ‘The 1% Show’ and ‘The Great British Dig’ and have become comedy superstars

In an interview on ITV’S This Morning programme in 2016 Darah O’Brian who has presented Mock The Week with Hugh Dennis for 17 years said that the show often showcases comedy talent before they start playing stadiums.

Given the leftist politics of this brand of comedy which has largely replaced sitcoms on public service broadcasters like the BBC or Channel 4 it is ironic that it has apparently given rise to comedy fat cats. It’s also beyond irony that when you look at how long programmes like ‘MTW’ or ‘Have I got news for you?’ have been running, it is apparent that the comedians enjoy power for much longer than any of the politicians who they are lampooning.

A major influence for us is Victor Lewis-Smith whose TV reviews in the Evening Standard, were far more entertaining than the programmes he featured and kept me sane on commuter journeys across London for many years.   Lewis Smith also had a comedy show called TV Offal, which was inspired by the declining quality of so much of what we see on ‘The Box’ and if ‘Call The Fiiswives’ have a mission, then it will be to offer alternatives to Comedy Offal and more generally to TV entrail-ment as opposed to entertainment!

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Copyright © Richard McCauley The right of Richard McCauley to be identified as the author of the content of this website including the title(s) Call The Fishwives / callthefishwives has been asserted by him in accordance with the copyright designs and patients act 1988 All rights reserved. No part of this work represented in this website may be reproduced in any form or by any means without prior written permission from the publisher. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons living or dead is purely coincidental